Who: Tama, Yosuke, and YOU! Bring a friend!
What: ~*⊳ KARAOKE NIGHT! ⊲*~
When: Evening. Backdated to last Friday?
Where: Um... let's say Kobayashi's Sushi & Pizza.
Warnings: Bad singing.

( Quit hogging the mike! )

Who: The Yorozuya & Related CR!
What: Riku suggested to Zura one last beach episode!
When: w/e
Where: Yorozuya --> Holographic Beach
Warnings: Typical shenanigans for these guys. This is also open to anyone who might spot them on their merry way, join them at their party party party, and generally anyone who might have had close enough CR to have ( Read more... )

Who: lookingforabeat and You!
What: Rhyme's delivering Lightning Posts this month. You're one of her customers
When: Morning today
Where: All around the Residential Floors
Warnings: Possible some non-morning people on her route?

( Your paper for today )

Who: cakefesta, itsnotzura and themothdies
What: A pizza party, minus the pizza and no one in attendance really likes one another.
When: At 3 PM the day after after this message.
Where: In the hangar, near (but not too close) to Sakamoto's ship.
Warnings: Forthcoming. Swearing, for sure. Maybe fisticuffs.

( This had better be worth missing One Sploork and Otters Ten Thousand )

Who: Sai and YOU (so long as you're a dude. Sorry ladies)
What: Sai is a fucking retard
When: ALL MONTH LONG
Where: Men's Bathrooms all over the Thor
Warnings: The breaking of Man Rules, swearing maybe, bathroom humor, possible violence

( And more importantly, why do people encourage it? )

Who: Shimura Shinpachi pattan  and Sakata Gintoki cakefesta 
What: Things have been a little off in the Yorozuya lately
When: Tonight
Where: The Yorozuya
Warnings: Excessive Shounen?

[Coming back to the Yorozuya seemed strange for him these last couple of weeks.  There was a tension in the air that he didn't enjoy, a lingering feeling that felt like it wanted to chase ( Read more... )

Who: cakefesta and itsnotzura
What: Zura has something to tell Gintoki.
When: Right now
Where: The Yorozuya
Warnings: If jokes about wigs and perms offend you, this is water you dare not tread in.

( You're gonna catch a cold if you keep wearing that wet blanket around your shoulders. )

Who: cakefesta and umbrelladouche
What: Maybe get into a fight
When: December 26th
Where: Fuku My Life Authentic Japanese Bar Fare
Warnings: Assholes abound. Douche pizza with dong toppings. KAMUI AND GINTOKI ARE KIND OF DICKS, OKAY.

( he was just eating a lot of cake and I forgot what I was talking about, something about he was just eating a lot of cake and it was leaking out of his asshole, and then he went out for a drink, okay, once upon a time, Gintoki was really fat. And he just needed more booze because that's what fat people drink, booze, I guess. I don't know, he got like...cake with it, because he just loves cake. He's gonna put all the cake in his mouth and just eat it. With the cake, I guess. He's eating booze cake. )

Who: Sakura, Kaoru, & OPEN
What: A bakery is having a special promotion involving their new line of baked goods, "The only honest joy you'll have in your life!" They're free, and so what if they're chalk full of something akin to a truth serum? Once you bite down, you won't notice your own honesty! It'll be as natural as breathing!
When: ( Read more... )

Who: Shinpachi (pattan ) and Gintoki (cakefesta )
What: The aftermath of Naruto's surprise party; Shinpachi has a little gift of his own
When: Sunday evening.
Where: The new Yorozuya
Warnings: None.

[With a sigh, Shinpachi finished drying the last of the dishes that had been used.  Honestly, why were people on this ship so damn rude?  They just moved into their new ( Read more... )